And the Addy goes to...

For this story, you need to know that mom works in advertising and dad works in mortgage finance. Enjoy.

MOM: Why do they put cartoons on the front of diapers? She never sees the Sesame Street characters and she doesn't even know who they are. Isn't it just a waste of time?

DAD: (Thinks for a minute.) They put them there as branding for the parents. That way when you go to the store to buy toys you think of Sesame Street.

MOM: ...

It's okay, Mom. You haven't been to work in awhile. I won't tell Ben.

Mommy, you shrunk my bear!

Hi, this is me with my bear today and back on January 27th. Mommy, my bear is shrinking!!

P.S. I had my 2 month checkup on Thursday. I now weigh 11 lbs, 11 oz and am 23 inches long, putting me above the 50 percentile now.

Move over, Fred.

Mom and Dad got a new sofa to make room for our growing family. It's still going to be a tight squeeze...

What? You don't see me?

Here I am. Yup.

Where is everyone? It's kinda lonely on this couch.

They're real, and they're FABULOUS!

My eyelashes, I mean. Grandma thought I didn't have any when I was born. I just want to assure everyone that I do and they are beautiful, if I do say so myself.

Here's Looking At You

Now who is that person in the mirror? She is SOOO cute!!



Oh! It's me!

Happy Feet, Part 2

So Dad was making fun of me for always doing this to my toes:



Then he looked down at his own feet and made a shocking discovery...

Tee hee.

Happy Feet

DAD: Why do you swaddle her with her feet sticking out?

MOM: I figured out, for some reason, that she sleeps better that way.

Mom then asked me to post this picture of Dad's feet that she took while he was sleeping...